Big big news out of the NFL this week, as New England Patriots great….and probably, yes definitely the greatest quarterback in history….Tom Brady has decided to leave New England to sign with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Strange times, indeed.
But, perhaps even MORE noteworthy than this is the fact that we learned that Brady actually ties the strings on his hoodies.
TB12 in TB.
— NFL (@NFL) March 20, 2020
Officially official. ✍ (via @TomBrady / IG) @Buccaneers pic.twitter.com/xLwnou09Mo
This man just thinks of everything. Do you know how many times I’ve bought a hoodie and IMMEDIATELY pulled the strings out? Just can’t stand ’em. If they would just lie straight, I’d be cool with the hoodie strings. But, after one wash, you have one string stuck up in the hood and the other is halfway to Mexico. It just seems like an inherent design flaw with the hoodie. But, that doesn’t stop Brady from finding an efficient solution for the problem. Just tie ’em up and you won’t have to worry about it!
People will call Tom Brady a psycho for this move, but personally, I think it’s nothing more than yet another indicator of the man’s genius.
Is he actually a robot? Maybe. But, I’ll tell you what…you don’t get to his level of success by being a human. So, the next time you want to question whether or not someone is an alien or a robot, just keep that in mind. Without the robots and aliens, there might be no greatness on Earth at all.
BOOM, justice served.
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