Joe Biden just seems to be an absolute misstep factory. He’s out there just touchin’ people like it’s no big deal like a creepy old bastard. He was coughing in his hand during the latest Democratic debate as they were literally talking about the coronavirus and how we had to stop the spread of the pandemic. Doesn’t seem like anything’s changed as he recently went on CNN and coughed in his hand, too.
Welp… pic.twitter.com/1V5Fegw6xi
— Kimberly Atkins (@KimberlyEAtkins) March 24, 2020
Oof. This stubborn sumbitch is even gonna double down on the hand coughing too when confronted with the truth! Can’t take that criticism, huh? ACTUALLY JAKE….I’m home alone. So, what’s it matter if I spread my fucking germs all over the place?!?! Science is wrong! It’s okay to cough in your hand if you only touch things in your house.
Also, is he home alone because he’s quarantining? Or, is he home alone because he’s actually Dracula and lives in a castle in the side of a mountain somewhere?
It looked like it took everything Jake Tapper had in him to not just say, “hol’ up old man – you can’t be coughin’ in your hand like that you dumb fuck.” We’ve literally been telling people for years, COVID-19 aside, that you shouldn’t be coughing into your damn hands. Cough into your elbow. Cough into a tissue. Whatever.
But, coughing into your hands is such a defiant ‘fuck you’ to the entire medical profession…especially in the face of a global pandemic like this. Joe Biden is just chock full of that DGAF mentality (don’t give a fuck). The coronavirus just ain’t shit to Joe Biden’s hands.
Maybe Biden is a robot, and he’s only programmed to cough on occasion to humanize him. They can’t figure out how to turn it off with a virus spreading like wildfire, so they’re just having to go with it. “Joe, just say you’re alone and that’ll make it okay. Fuck it!”
Folks, I absolutely cannot stress this enough. DO NOT listen to politicians when it comes to preparing and protecting yourselves in a global pandemic. Please listen to medical professionals.
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