Folks. We’ve had an important journalistic breakthrough here. We have discovered something entirely new at the expense of this unfortunate individual who might not have a spine anymore….what happens when you are apparently shot out of a cannon AND are put in the spin cycle simultaneously?
Let me introduce you to the Cannonball Spin Cycle (trademark pending):
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— The U.S. of NCAA (@theUSofNCAA) March 21, 2020
I don’t know what it is about people not understanding that when you go for a jump, you actually have to thrust upwards with your legs so that you leave the ground. I would imagine similar physics apply when you’re on a bike. No clue why we’re suddenly seeing these people that are eating it trying to jump something.
Regardless, this lady HAS to be grateful that there was a body of water on the other side of this mound of dirt, or else we’re watching a video that I can’t post on SoBros Network.
I don’t know that I’ve seen a better spin cycle since that kid got knocked into oblivion by a hay bale. But, even as hard as that dude was hit, he wasn’t shot out of a cannon like this woman was. This woman had some serious torque behind that crash. That was one full, complete, and quick rotation….limp limbs, the whole nine. It really was like she was spin cycled and THEN shot out of a cannon.
This was some New Jack shit.
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