When I saw #IWTVMarathon and #Zona23 trending on Sunday, I thought I’d plug in and see what all the insanity was about. Little did I expect the fever dream of ultra-violence that ensued. You kids and your Mexican junkyard death match wrestling. I saw just enough to make me feel a little faint, so I had to bounce. Listen – to each his own, but I got maybe one death match in me per show, and honestly, seeing Jimmy Lloyd take a pair of scissors to the throat in Jersey City might have traumatized me. Nonetheless, a couple of clips of Matthew Justice making his junkyard debut popped up in my Twitter feed, and this wild insane shit just got me thinking…
YO!? @ThrashJustice wrestled in the JUNKYARD for Zona!? WHAT!? Haha.
— Ethan Page played by Julian (@OfficialEGO) April 1, 2020
Dude this is epic!
Whole thing on @indiewrestling ??? pic.twitter.com/iJ37EUPMjB
This man can’t be human.
How does his body hold up? I just don’t get it. As far as I know, Justice is still alive, though I didn’t actually do my job as a journalist and double check that before writing this piece of scholarly journalism. I’ve seen him dive off balconies, and take chair shots straight to the head that sounded like someone fired a cannon into a battleship.
Plus, he slit a man’s throat in front of an audience during The Collective 2019. Don’t you think they’d put him in jail for that? How has he gotten away with that for so long? That’s real power and influence, people…we’re not just talking about the indie wrestling bubble anymore. This man can literally get away with murder.
Look – we’re all fans here. But, I think we should really take a step back and ask whether or not there’s a larger conspiracy at hand. This is a man to be feared.
Maybe Matthew Justice is the real life Ghost Rider. Like….just completely invincible no matter what you throw at him. His sole purpose on this plane of existence is strictly to harvest the souls of the damned. Gotta be how it is.
I’m just saying – has anyone ever seen Matthew Justice and Ghost Rider in the same place?
My point exactly.
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