Folks, I Am Here to Report That There Are NO LIMITS on the Hams

Ladies and gentlemen, we have an incredible breaking news story to share today. There are no limits on the hams.

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Times are certainly uncertain right now. 2020 has really made an effort to bend us over the barrel and show us the 50 states if you know what I mean. In Nashville, we had the tornadoes that ravaged the city in early March…then, this global pandemic has shut us down….and we just had some bad storms the other night that have left around 100,000 people in the city without power. Shit is straight up wild out in these streets right now. Hopefully, wherever you are is a little more tame. But, we do have some good news to report today – specifically for those of you in Alexandria, MN. There are NO LIMITS on the hams anymore.

Alright, ham fans, you know what to do now!

It is a party. Just like they say there’s “no laws when you’re drinkin’ Claws,” folks, we can now add “no plans when you’re buying hams” to the list of catchy marketing gimmicks.

People out there buying up the toilet paper and Lysol, but in Alexandria, MN, they want to let people know that you can buy all the damn ham you can carry out of this store. Personally, I am relieved to see it.

Go HAM for the ham, baby.

Also, if you need more quarantine positivity, check out our boy Steven McCash’s catalog of Quarantine Jams playlists.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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