This might come as a surprise to you guys, but I am a big fan of German culture and engineering. If I could leave this country and move anywhere else in the world, it could very well be Germany. I fucking love schnitzel and sauerkraut, too. So, as deep as my appreciation for all things German runs, no one should be surprised that when I saw a German engineer had created a sausage piano out of some classic German Bockwursts, you guys KNOW I suddenly had the weirdest boner.
Courtesy of Interesting Engineering:
In the perfect example of precise and high-quality German engineering, Hacker Patrick of patricks world has a new instrument named “Bockwurstklavier” in line for music lovers, which is made up of ten Bockwurst sausages that were connected to a computer to sound just like the keys of a piano.
This just blew me away.
Only in Germany would someone have the genius and creativity to pull something like this off. This is what we call truly respecting culture. In Germany, you lift your culture up. Germany is a land of great majesty and wizardry.
There, the citizens look at a sausage and don’t just see a sausage. They see a piano. And, they have the willpower to make that vision a reality. It’s really awe inspiring stuff.
So, how does this thing work? Well, thankfully, patricks world is here to show us just how it’s done.
Wow.
You know what? I’m inspired – I think we should try this for a video to be featured right here on the SoBros Network. I’m sure I’m smart enough to pull this off. Right?!
Also, before I go, I simply cannot write this journalistic article without shouting out the “Daddy Would You Like Some Sausage” song from Freddy Got Fingered. Excellent movie – you guys should totally watch it.
Wait, I also, before I go again, feel like I should be responsible and clarify that I know absolutely nothing of how the world works in Germany. I’m just a sensationalist blogger with absolutely no shame.
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