WWE’s SummerSlam 2020 is capping off the summer this Sunday afternoon, and boy – what an underwhelming card we have to look forward to. I don’t know about you guys, but there’s not a whole lot here that moves the needle. In fact, we’ve already seen HALF the matches on weekly TV as apart of the build-up to the show. SMDH.
But, like WrestleMania, SummerSlam is still one of those big events that you just can’t look away from as a wrestling fan. I’m super into the Hurt Business stuff, and oddly enough, I’m kinda here for Drew McIntyre vs. Randy Orton. I like the idea of Asuka comin’ home with both belts, but let’s be real here – is anyone actually expecting that to happen? I kinda feel like this whole thing is just to add another layer to the Bayley and Sasha Banks storyline.
Anyway, I’m back here on the SoBros Network to do what we (maybe….kind of) do best, and that’s the DRINKING GAME, BAY BAY! Bring you a bottle, pour your favorite poison, find a safe way home if you’re not drinking at home, and let’s get shwasted.
SummerSlam 2020 Drinking Game
Take a drink if/when…
*You hear the term ‘ThunderDome.’ Might wanna go with a beverage with a lower alcohol level for this rule alone.
*Someone hits their finisher.
*Anyone uses a foreign object (reminder: a ladder is not considered a foreign object in a ladder match).
*Any cuck storyline gets air time.
*RETRIBUTION is mentioned. Take another drink for every one of those dorks that actually shows up onscreen.
*Ric Flair shows up.
*Someone mentions the term ‘legend killer.’
*Bayley and Sasha Banks tease a “breakup.” Another drink if they actually do split up!
*Just a raise a glass and make a toast to this Mandy Rose-Sonya Deville feud. I mean, one of the longest running storylines in WWE, and it’s going to conclude with someone losing their hair? Let’s just respect that for a minute.
*Anyone interferes in the Dominick-Rollins Street Fight. ANYONE! Another way you could end up shitfaced Sunday night.
*You hear the term ‘messiah.’
*Anyone is poisoned.
*Someone at your watch party jumps because of some bullshit in a Fiend promo, or during the match.
*Braun Strowman lifts anything above his head.
*Someone makes a big return – either in the ring or in a promo! We’re talkin’ Roman Reigns, Goldberg, the Boogeyman, I don’t care – anyone!
Take a shot if/when…
*A title changes hands. Do another if Asuka actually wins both the belts!
*A match goes 20 minutes or longer.
*Anyone on the entire show bleeds.
*Someone loses an eye.
*There’s a big cliffhanger at the end of the show.
That’s it, folks. Let’s get lit. And, as usual, if you’re not planning on drinking from the comfort of your own home, be sure to find a DD or utilize ridesharing apps such as Lyft or Uber. We don’t want anyone to die. Otherwise, HAPPY SUMMERSLAM! LET’S GOOOOOOO!
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