Pubes. We’re talking about pubes today, folks.
Every now and then, here at the SoBros Network, we have to step out of our comfort zone of providing you with fun, engaging, and I dare say, funny content to fight for the greater good of society. Today is one of those days, guys.
We have to speak out against something we all stand firmly against – overgrown bush. Unless your husband/wife is super into it, and believe me, I’ve met some folks who are totally into it, I believe the considerate thing to do is to keep that undercarriage clean. But, I’m not the type to simply complain about a problem without offering a clear solution, and supporting that solution with cold hard facts. That’s what I’ve brought to the table today – some FACTS about keeping those pubes trimmed.
Why You Should Trim Your Pubes
It’s cleaner – We’re humans. We sweat. There’s a reason we coined the term ‘freshen up.’ I’m willing to bet that it’s ’cause people knew there was a good chance they were going to get laid and they thought, “can’t let this rank gooch come out at the end of a hot date.” Plus, who wants to S a D or E a P that is like flossing with a cat’s tail? If you keep that area nice and clean, you also will be less embarrassed if someone pulls your pants down in front of a crowd.
Makes your junk look bigger – I always thought this was a rumor, but if you really pay attention, it works. Perception is reality, after all. I bet it’d look even bigger if you could somehow figure out how to shave it to the bone.
Your pubes can’t get caught in your zipper if you keep them trimmed – Definitely the most important reason to keep that bush tamed. Let me tell you – I’m a busy guy. I don’t always have time to maintain a nice trim. But, the minute that shit gets caught in my zipper, it’s over. Done for. That’s not a pleasant feeling and I wouldn’t wish it on any man. So, do the right thing, America – don’t let your pubes get to that point.
Thank you for coming to this SoBros seminar today.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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