Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, hit us with those mailbag questions @SoBrosNetwork on Twitter, email ’em to me anonymously at thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com. And, holy shit, I need to update this terrible intro paragraph that I’ve been using literally ever since I started writing this column…
Question:
I used to have a hat phase in my freshman year of college. Wore it everywhere. Now it just doesn’t look right when I wear one. Are you a big hat guy?
— Patrick Criswell (@PatCrizzy) April 1, 2022
Answer:
Oh yeah – I am a big time hat guy, and have been for pretty much as long as I can remember. Even before I can remember, my parents were putting me in cowboy hats and taking baby photos of me. I went through a hat phase in high school where I thought the dirtier and more ragged my hat looked, the cooler I looked. I had a hat that looked like a cow chewed it up and shit it out and then I put it on my head. Oh, the early 2000s. Now, my hair has gotten long, and it’s an awkward length, so I pretty much always have to wear one to cover up my clown hair. But, hats aren’t for everyone – I get it. Feel good, look good type of situation.
Question, from E on Instagram:
If a witch cursed you with one skill to share with the world but you’d immediately forget it what would the skill be?
Answer:
I’m going to go with singing because hopefully, that’s a skill I would eventually work my way back to and remember. Like, we all sing in the shower, right? What if I’m just going to town in the shower one day and realize “hey I got something here?” Is that how you defeat this witch’s curse in this situation?
Question:
Late entry…..
— Captain 2-3 (@MC_Cash75) April 8, 2022
Best movie prequels?
Mine: Twin Peaks-Fire Walk With Me, Paranormal Activity 3 and Bumblebee
Answer:
Dude, I am so with you on Bumblebee – probably the only Transformers movie that’s worth a shit, and it damn near had me in tears! I liked the X-Men: First Class era movies. I liked The Hobbit. But, man – the first movie I thought of was the James Franco-Andy Serkis Rise of the Planet of the Apes movie from the early 2010s. That shit ruled so hard.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and ‘Minds right, asses tight.’ “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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