Back for a limited time! I haven’t written one of these since September of 2025, and I have no idea when I’ll write another one. So, you damn well better enjoy it while you can. The SoBros Mailbag is back!
Question:
Welcome back, Stoney!
— Ed Helinski šŗšøšµš± š“ (@MrEd315) June 2, 2026
In your opinion, what should Titans fans expect this year from this football team?
Answer:
Happy to be back, Ed, and thanks for coming back with me. I am cautiously optimistic that all of the turnover will ultimately be a good thing for the Titans as they attempt to get this thing back on track. But, I’ve also gotten my hopes up each of the last two summers…so, I’m having a hard time fully buying in just yet. I will say that I’ve liked the rebuilding of the roster for the most part, but there’s still a way’s to go. I also think we shouldn’t underestimate the “newness” of everything. That’s something we did with the Callahan era Titans. Things take time to jell – I’m thinking six wins would be a win on the season. Anything more than that is gravy.
Question:
As far as your writing goes, do you know any spots that do poetry readings? Cobra has one the last Tuesday of the month Iāve done a few times, but looking for more.
— Dylan Morris (@dylanmorris88) June 2, 2026
Answer:
Dylan, I read the first question and immediately thought of Cobra. I’ve never done it myself, but have had a good friend of mine encourage me to give it a shot. I don’t know of any others, but if you find out, let me know. I’d be up for giving one a shot.
Question, from John:
Mailbag Submission: Rate these playersā shot to make the 53 on a 1-10 scale: James Williams Sr., Bryce Oliver, Tyren Montgomery, KJ Osborn, Xavier Restrepo, Aamil Wagner, Brandon Crenshaw-Dixon, Rasheed Miller, Bishop Fitzgerald, DMR, Jaren Kanak
Answer:
TOUGH, tough exercise, but I’ll give it a shot:
James Williams Sr. – 4
Bryce Oliver – 6
Tyren Montgomery – 4
KJ Osborn – 3
Xavier Restrepo – 1
Aamil Wagner – 2
Brandon Crenshaw-Dixon – 3
Rasheed Miller – 1
Bishop Fitzgerald – 5
DMR – 5
Jaren Kanak – 6
Question:
What are your weirdest food pairings people should try?
— Bert (@Robby_Walsh) June 2, 2026
Answer:
Man, I will die on this hill – I know it’s a super heavy combination, but I love peanut butter on a burger or hot dog. I went to Daddy’s Dogs back in the winter, and their dog of the month was a hot dog that was topped with peanut butter, bacon, and maple syrup. It was phenomenal. To take it up a notch, one of the best burgers I’ve had in a long time was one I had at a place in Knoxville that put peanut butter and a deep fried banana on the burger. It was super rich and decadent. I kind of felt like a useless piece of shit after eating it, but it was so good and I’ll still randomly think about that burger two years after trying it.
Question:
Which Day 3 Titan rookie will make the most noise this year?
— Titan Report Podcast (@Titan_Reports) June 4, 2026
Answer:
I’m going with Nick Singleton because he’s going to actually score some touchdowns. Fernando Carmona and Pat Coogan feel like developmental guys to me. Jackie Marshall is a rotational guy, and I have no idea what this team wants Jaren Kanak to be.
Question:
Is Chim hurt? Iāve seen clips of him in the background but heās very very rarely participating in them, which seems odd for someone who was featured in the jersey reveal and other things this offseason
— Titan86 (@Titanfan86) June 4, 2026
Answer:
Chim is not hurt to my knowledge, but I’ll say…I’ve kind of been thinking the same thing. There has been minimal Chim coverage this spring so far, and I don’t particularly like it.
Question:
What are your broad thoughts on Elic? Iām in love with Tate, think Ridley will bounce back, and am sure Wandale will get his share⦠but I just cant quite the guy for some reason.
— Thomas Sensing (@thomas_sensing1) June 4, 2026
Answer:
I’m a big fan of Elic, and I think this is right where he needs to be for the time being. He has to clean up the drops, but the talent is so enticing. I liked him a lot coming out of Stanford and thought he could’ve been a second round pick. His size, speed, and athleticism is underrated – there’s definitely the makings of a talented NFL wide receiver there. Maybe without the pressure of being WR1 that he faced a lot last year, he can focus more on cleaning up the more raw aspects of his game and develop at a more reasonable pace.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, second on Football & Other F Words, analyst for Stacking The Inbox, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and āMinds right, asses tight.ā āBig Naturalā covers the Tennessee Titans, the NFL Draft, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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I will confess that I have no idea who is even in the World Cup this year, much less who should be favored to win it. So, I’m no credible analyst when it comes to futbol. But, I have to say, I do love the event. Every four years, I love turning the games on during the day. It just feels important and I appreciate that. But, I would also liken it to a cat that likes to watch the garbage man pick up the trash in the morning. The cat is amused even if it has no idea of what is actually going on. So, I’m excited for the World Cup to kick off in a week. But, when I found out that Lay’s made special chips for the World Cup, my excitement ratcheted up a notch. I am pleased to announce that I got my hands on all three flavors. I’ve tried each, and am here to do some actual journalism – my report:
Argentinian-style Steak with Chimichurri – I got a whiff of raw meat when I opened the bag, but that first bite was exquisite. The flavor is frontloaded with that charred taste of a good sear on a steak. There’s a little bit of tang on the back end that gives it quite the nice pop for a finish. It is a quite good combination, however, the more that I eat, stacking chip after chip, the heavier that meat taste weighs on my palate. After half a bag, the “chimichurri” starts to taste more “sour cream and onion.” I would crush a handful of these, but I can’t see myself devouring an entire bag. The complexity of the flavor and the balance between steak and chimichurri is deep and reach. Rating: 3/5 – would snack again, but not crushable.
Brazilian-style Garlic Sauce – What is this Brazilian style garlic sauce you speak of? I’ve never heard of such a thing. I had to look it up, and apparently, it’s just a combination of garlic, mayo, some type of oil, and lemon juice? That’s wild. This is a STRONG flavored potato chip. It’s quite pungent when you open the bag. That first bite is an explosion. It’s like someone added garlic to the sour cream and onion flavor and dialed it up to a hundred. It’s intense and overbearing. But, the wild thing about this chip is that it finishes like movie theater butter to me. So, yes…to be clear, I get garlic up front and movie theater butter on the back end. It’s like a sour cream and onion chip and a handful of popcorn had a baby. Just unreal variance. But, with that traditional Lay’s texture, this thing is super crushable. I’m going to devour this entire bag. Rating: 4/5 – if it wasn’t SO tangy up front, this would’ve been an ELITE elite chip experience.
French Onion Soup – That first bite was quite strange because of how accurately they got the flavor of French onion soup down. It’s hard to explain, but from a flavor standpoint, it was as if someone solidified a spoonful of French onion soup. The second chip is where things started to go south. It’s a very rich flavor once it builds up, almost like sucking on a bouillon cube or something. It’s like I decided to chug an entire packet of French onion seasoning that you’d put on a Sunday roast or something. The more I ate, the more bitter the onion flavor came to be. Rating: 2/5 – will not snack again.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, second on Football & Other F Words, analyst for Stacking The Inbox, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and āMinds right, asses tight.ā āBig Naturalā covers the Tennessee Titans, the NFL Draft, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
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My wife, Aura, and I recently celebrated our fourth wedding anniversary – fruits and flowers and what have you. We have a rather simple tradition for our anniversary. We’re not extravagant people. We just love trying new restaurants and spending time together…that easy. This year, we weren’t actually home for our anniversary – we were traveling to visit family, so we had to wait until we got back before we could indulge in this tradition of ours. We kicked around a few ideas – we wanted something new…but we didn’t really want to fool with going downtown…we wanted something special, but also practical. Aura said, “what about Darfons?” I immediately said I was up for it.
We had both been to Darfons on previous occasions. Both were delightful meals. But, I admit that we forget it’s right down the road from us in Mount Juliet. It’s tucked away on Elm Hill Pike in what is otherwise airport wasteland. It’s not a part of town that we frequent, so it’s easy for it to slip through the cracks in our rotation. After an anniversary dinner for the ages, I’m thinking we won’t be forgetting Darfons in the future any time soon.
It was happy hour, and it was a special occasion, so of course we had to order a round of drinks. Aura went with the house chardonnay, which was a solid option. I had an old fashioned that was rich with citrus fragrance and a nice sweet balance to kill some of its bite. For an appetizer, we went with the Boursin cheese and summer sausage board. Served with a sliced baguette, the cheese was rich and creamy and the sausage added a nice bit of spice. The portion was perfect. It’s easy to overeat with an appetizer, but I found this was just right.
For the main event, Aura ordered the lobster ravioli. I got to try a bite and was impressed. Seafood can be a bit tricky here in landlocked Tennessee, but this was good. I went with the crab cakes and gnocchi. In both dishes, the real superstar was the sauce, creamy with a hint of spice. My crab cakes were cooked perfectly. Seared with a slightly crisp exterior. Sometimes, crab cakes can be a tad dry, but not these. The lobster sauce they were set in, loaded with mushrooms, onions, spinach, and gnocchi, made the dish pop. It was a lovely combination of textures and flavors.
We capped it off with dessert – Aura choosing the strawberry pound cake that was on special, and me choosing the butterscotch bread pudding because I’m a sucker for all things butterscotch. We couldn’t finish them because we were so stuff at that point. I mean, we probably should’ve just split one dessert, but I was not going to be denied of that butterscotch bread pudding. All in all, it was a fantastic quality meal – when I got the bill it was $126 before tip. To think we could get downtown dining without heading downtown felt like accessing an entirely new world. It made me realize what a hidden gem Darfons is in the Nashville area dining scene.





For more on Darfons, check out their website.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, second on Football & Other F Words, analyst for Stacking The Inbox, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and āMinds right, asses tight.ā āBig Naturalā covers the Tennessee Titans, the NFL Draft, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
Elsewhere on the SoBros Network: Check out Stacking The Inbox for premium coverage of the Tennessee Titans and NFL Draft. Subscribe to Nashville Movie Dispatch for all of our movie content. We get weird on Phone It In, the history podcast that explores legendary tales, important historical figures, and events.
Did you read that headline and think this was going to be a post about collecting toys? Because this is totally going to be a post about collecting toys. Sorry if my headline was a little vague, but I wanted something that perfectly captured my feelings about today’s topic. I don’t know what has gotten into me lately, but I’ve been on this kick about how much things have changed in my lifetime. Maybe it’s because my 40th birthday is approaching and I don’t have much time left. One foot in the grave and all. Maybe it’s because I’m not so sure that I like where the world is headed with the advent of all this new technology and whatnot. Regardless, I was standing in Walmart a few weeks ago wondering if kids today will ever know that feeling of finding a toy they had been looking for for a long time – whether it was an action figure on the back of the card or some new game they saw in a commercial watching Nicktoons.
It’s bad enough that toy stores seem to be little more than a relic of the past these days anyway. There’s no more (real) Toys R Us or KB Toys locations around town and there hasn’t been in some time. You’re left at the mercy of the toy sections of Walmart and Target. My wife and I were looking for a gift for a birthday party, and as we walked up each aisle unsuccessfully, I started to think, “eh, we can just go home and order something online.”
That’s when it hit me. Man, they make it too easy to just give up these days. Online shopping has saved my ass plenty of times. I’m not against that – don’t get me wrong. But, I remember being a kid in the 90s and searching for that one action figure that had escaped my grasp. There were times when I’d get home from school and my mom would be waiting for me when I got off the bus. I’d learn that she had called KB Toys and they had the Rikishi action figure I’d been looking for for weeks. I remember flipping over the package on my new Dr. Death action figure, seeing that they made an X-Pac in the same series, and thinking “I have to have it!” It was a hunt, and I looked for that X-Pac for long enough to think I wasn’t ever going to find it before I ultimately did. We walked into the Toys R Us in Hickory Hollow and by chance, they happened to be restocking the wrestling section. I looked through row after row after row and finally, there he was – X-Pac. I felt triumphant that day – it was like winning a baseball game.
Nowadays, if you don’t find it in the stores, you can just fire up Amazon, Google, or eBay, and it’ll be at your doorstep tomorrow. What kind of character does that build? Instant gratification *scoffs*. I like that for some things, but it does make me a bit sad to think about those triumphant moments not materializing for today’s youth. They felt like great adventures when I was a kid….like we were treasure hunters or something. I don’t know if you guys ever felt that way about some toy from when you were a kid, but it’s funny the things we think of the older we get. I miss that. I hope the thrill of that hunt is still alive out there somewhere.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, second on Football & Other F Words, analyst for Stacking The Inbox, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and āMinds right, asses tight.ā āBig Naturalā covers the Tennessee Titans, the NFL Draft, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
Elsewhere on the SoBros Network: Check out Stacking The Inbox for premium coverage of the Tennessee Titans and NFL Draft. Subscribe to Nashville Movie Dispatch for all of our movie content. We get weird on Phone It In, the history podcast that explores legendary tales, important historical figures, and events.
This is a critical week on the scent calendar. As many of you who have read my work for years here at SoBros Network, I’m a big fragrance guy. For me, Memorial Day marks the shift – out with the floral spring fragrances and in with the fruity fresh summer fragrances. But, that doesn’t just apply to candles and plugins. I’m looking to make a change in how my own skin smells too! If I can find something that fits the vibes of the season, you can damn well bet I want to smell like it. That’s what led me to ‘Solstice’ by Harry’s.
I don’t know if this is a new scent or I just never paid attention to it or what. Harry’s is one of the two brands that I stock up on the most when it comes to body wash (them and Cremo). While I do consider the men’s collection from Bath & Body Works top of the line, Harry’s is the best bang for your buck. That scent will rest on your skin for hours after a shower. When I stood in Walmart and the notes of Solstice hit my nostrils, I knew right away that it would be the summer body wash for me.
They say it’s a combination of ‘mandarin and musk.’ I felt as though it smelled like golden hour in a bottle – something indescribable and yet something so simple. It was like the scent of your cologne fading after a day enjoying the great outdoors – maybe you can still smell the fruity waves of the winery, but there’s still that hint of musk to go with it. It smells like the sunset, taking it in from a hilltop with the love of your life…taking it in from the rooftop of a downtown bar with a margarita in your hand. It’s a timeless fragrance. It smells like winding down after a busy summer’s day. It’s the good old days in a bottle. Maybe Harry himself trapped the sunlight that bends over the horizon at dusk and turned it into a fragrance. Solstice is an adventurous spirit and the appreciation of nature’s splendor in liquid form.
This is not a paid endorsement. I just really fucking love Harry’s. For more on Harry’s, and to buy your own bottle, visit their website.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network, second on Football & Other F Words, analyst for Stacking The Inbox, and a Dogs Playing Poker on velvet connoisseur. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD, #BeBetter, and āMinds right, asses tight.ā āBig Naturalā covers the Tennessee Titans, the NFL Draft, Nashville, Yankee Candle, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley.
Elsewhere on the SoBros Network: Check out Stacking The Inbox for premium coverage of the Tennessee Titans and NFL Draft. Subscribe to Nashville Movie Dispatch for all of our movie content. We get weird on Phone It In, the history podcast that explores legendary tales, important historical figures, and events.