Last night may have been the biggest moment in Lamar Jackson’s life. He had one of the most electric seasons in college football’s recent seasons, and was rewarded for with the highest honors a player can receive: the Heisman Trophy.
For those of you who aren’t aware, they usually invite the former Heisman winners up to New York City for the presentation ceremony. One of those former Heisman champions happens to be the bulldozing Captain Truck Stick himself, Ron Dayne.
And, it was apparent the moment Dayne was on stage that something just wasn’t adding up. At first, he held it together pretty well! It was like watching your husband come home drunk after he was supposed to be at Home Depot shopping for a new light fixture.
Just had to stand there and act natural, and no one would noticed.
The problem, of course, is that Dayne appeared to be having his own conversation, with himself, in his own head.
Act cool, Ron. Act cool. pic.twitter.com/2s7e1K4zTE
— Stoney Keeley (@StoneyKeeley) December 11, 2016
Sucks – I’m usually one of the best investigative reporters on the internet, but I didn’t have the foresight to DVR the show AFTER the Heisman presentation. So, that’s all I got, folks – but thankfully, Poppa Bear and I weren’t the only ones who noticed Dayne apparently tripping balls:
Lamar Jackson was probably beaten to death by Ron Dayne 20 minutes later pic.twitter.com/cbXWsJvi55
— S (@SMH122) December 11, 2016
RT @BookOfMormino @barstoolsports “girl, you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal” pic.twitter.com/UZ2YUHM3nr
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) December 11, 2016
Ron Dayne: C’mon man!!! pic.twitter.com/uNahKw5Z3H
— Jim Weber (@JimMWeber) December 11, 2016
Ron Dayne fed up #HeismanTrophy pic.twitter.com/jLkXD6hZGO
— Graham Cracker (@Texas_Timelord) December 11, 2016
Best. Heisman presentation. EVER!!!
Stoney Keeley is the editor of the SoBros Network, Tennessee Titans Featured Analyst for Pro Football Spot, Contributor to FanSided’s Bama Hammer, and covers the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley, @PFSpot, @WrestlingNewsCo, @Bama_Hammer
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