Props to Africa News for da story – “High school students in Mbabane, the capital of the largest city in Swaziland, blame “sexually attractive” teachers for causing their failure in their final exams late last year.
This is brilliance – pure brilliance. I don’t know how this craze is just coming to my attention. Seriously, every one of these kids deserves consideration as a Rhodes Scholar.
The students said their female teachers who wore revealing dresses and exposed cleavage affected their concentration in class and resulted in their poor performance, local newspaper Times of Swaziland reported.
I’m just going to go out on a limb here. I don’t know this for sure, but if I’m a teacher, I don’t know that I want to go to high school with in revealing attire. I’m damn sure not going to flaunt my tig ol’ bitties all over the place.
The majority male Ngcoseni Central High School recorded huge failures in the past two years with about 166 students failing in 2016.
It’s a majority male school?!?! Yeah, so – definitely don’t need teachers looking like Stacy’s Mom.
Some of the students who are repeating their classes told the paper last week that their female teachers were “disturbing them as they were old enough to be attracted to sexy women”.
That’s a hell of a quote, kids. How old exactly is old enough to be attracted to sexy women? I’m just wondering if I could’ve employed this when I failed daycare at age four. Even though that teacher looked like The Iron Sheik…
The students whose identities were withheld also accused some of the teachers of reluctance to teach them and unprofessional conduct.
Sooooo…..wait, maybe the reluctance to teach and acting unprofessional had more to do with failure than boobs??? Maybe – is that unreasonable to think?
After the publication last week, the school’s 54 teachers were summoned by the Deputy Prime Minister of Swaziland, Paul Dlamini, for a meeting on Thursday with Social Welfare Department officers, the Times of Swaziland reported on Wednesday.
The school has been in the news several times for the wrong reasons including last year’s failure in the final exams and violence among others.
The secondary and high school education system in Swaziland is a five-year programme divided into three years junior secondary and two years senior secondary.”
Is this a high school or an old wild western style saloon? I’m having a hard time keeping up.
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