Courtesy of The Independent – “Who should play Donald Trump in the inevitable biopic is a tricky one (we chewed over some ideas here), but casting his advisor Kellyanne Conway in it would be very straightforward, if a good likeness is what you’re going for – she’s just Denis Leary.
The comparison between The Amazing Spider-Man actor and the Counselor to the President was made on Twitter this week, attracting a ton of retweets.
Leary himself ended up jumping in, writing: “And I better win a fucking Oscar for this role”.
And I better win a fucking Oscar for this role: https://t.co/s6MYvOyjL5
— Denis Leary (@denisleary) January 31, 2017
There’s actually quite a few lookalikes when it comes to Trump’s narrative over the past year, with Paul Ryan bearing a resemblance to Glee’s Matthew Morrison and Ted Cruz being the spitting image of Kevin from The Office US.”
You know why there’s so many lookalikes when it comes to Trump’s narrative? It’s the motherfucking lizard elite! Nicolas Cage is a gotdamn vampire. Jay-Z was spotted hanging on a front porch 100 years ago, and now we have this takeover going on. The world is a scary fucking place.
But, really, the resemblance here is uncanny:
I seriously think the only way I’d be able to tell these two apart is the penis, and if they both have one, then shit – I don’t know. Just outright taking a stab in the dark with that one.
Now, next time I’m trying to stock up the spank bank with my favorite images of Kellyanne Conway, all I’m going to see is Denis Leary’s beautiful teeth and sparkling blonde hair. Fuck. Way to ruin it for those of us with Kellyanne Conway fetishes.
And, Leary is right – if he doesn’t win an Oscar for this, then the Academy needs to check itself. If Charlize Theron can win the Oscar for playing a dude in Monster, then Denis fucking Leary should get an Oscar for playing Kellyanne Conway.
Anyway, props to Leary – this is how magical acting runs get started.
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