I’m not sure they’ve even cleaned all the confetti off of the field yet. Pretty sure there are still some Falcons still crying in the locker room. The dust has yet to settle, that’s for sure, but we’ve already got our first round of Illuminati and Satanic ritual talk coming out of last night’s Super Bowl!
Courtesy of The Independent – “However, before the match started, infamous alt-right spokesperson and InfoWars founder Alex Jones took to Facebook to warn followers not to watch Gaga’s show because she’s the spawn of Satan and part of the ‘New World Order’.
After claiming Gaga “does rituals” and pointing out she once wore a meat suit, Jones said the Super Bowl “organisers are deciding to defile America and break our will by having us bow down to this.”
Wait a second – he actually called his shot BEFORE the game started? Whoa – that’s downright prophetic. That’s Ms. Cleo levels of clairvoyance.
Also, the nWo needs to reign in their membership. I knew things were taking a turn when Vincent and Horace Hogan became card-carrying members, but come on – Lady Gaga??? What the hell does Lady Gaga bring to the New World Order that these guys don’t already have?
And, I also forgot that wearing a meat suit was the prominent sign of being the spawn of Satan and defiling America six years after you wore it.
“They say she’s going to stand on top of the stadium, ruling over everyone with drones everywhere, surveilling everyone in a big swarm,” he said. “To just condition them to say ‘I am the Godess of Satan’ ruling over them with the rise of the robots in a ritual of lesser magic.”
So, they brought the drones out to surveil everyone. I forgot about that part, too. I guess there aren’t enough cameras in these stadiums to do an accurate job of surveilling, so the nWo had to bring out the drones. Also, yes…usually, there’s not a lot of magic involved with robots.
“He continues to rant about the ‘New World Order’, how Trump has ruined Gaga’s Satanic plan to dominate the world, and slapping himself on the back for being a ‘free thinker’.
Comments underneath the Facebook post echoed Jones’s sentiment, while some also brought up the illuminati.
To be fair, there were a lot of triangles during Gaga’s performance. Illuminati confirmed? Probably. Meanwhile, in an even more suspicious occurrence, The Simpsons seemingly predicted Gaga’s Super Bowl performance. Will the ‘New World Order’ ever stop messing with us?”
Alex, man – the nWo will never stop messing with us. Even as old men, they showed up at Wrestlemania 31.
And, of course, there couldn’t possibly be a Super Bowl halftime show without mention of The Illuminati. It certainly seems all is right with the world.
I love me some Alex Jones – what an interesting dude. Does anyone think he actually believes the stuff he says? Or, are we all in agreement that he’s totally playing off of people’s paranoia and racism to make money?
I’m fascinated with how he gets people to buy in to the absolutely insane shit that he puts out. I love that people on social media think that Info Wars is a credible source of news. He’s built a business around spewing nonsense, but people buy in. So, no – I don’t put the onus on Jones here. I put the onus on the stupid people that actually believe this stuff that have created revenue for this guy.
Shit – that’s something I hope to do on this site. Shout a bunch of whimsical bullshit from a mountaintop and hope one day you buy a t-shirt.
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