Braun Strowman posted this pic on his Instagram yesterday morning. Side note: if you aren’t following Strowman, you need to. He’s a must-follow. But, the unmitigated volume of food here is damn near preposterous. If I were to consume that, I might literally die. Seriously, I think I would shit my heart out. The damn thing would come out still trying to pump blood through my body, but it would just be egg yolk. Pretty sure if you have egg yolk running through your veins, that is not good.
But, as Strowman points out in this post, #EatBigGetBig. Hot damn, ain’t that the truth!?!?
That looks like damn near an entire chicken’s worth of breasts. Like, this poor hen laid seven eggs and got its head lobbed off and served up on a platter. It’s like, technically, eight chickens. And, to top it all off, roughly a pound of hashbrowns.
I get it – your boy tends to gush about The Monster Among Men. This marks, like, the 8th time I’ve written about Strowman in the last few months:
Braun Strowman DGA Single F About Christmas
Braun Strowman is WWE’s Breakout Star of 2016
Corbin, Strowman Ushering In WWE’s Next Great Generation of “Big Men”
Fantasy Warfare: Braun Strowman vs. A Live Grizzly Bear
Okay, only the fifth time…so what if my panties are a little wet? Get off my nuts, assholes. He’s kind of my favorite wrestler right now.
This sort of “big man” only comes along ever so often. There aren’t too many guys who can put in the work this guy has. Remember how groan-inducing this guy’s early matches were when he debuted in 2015? And, now fast forward to 2017, he has two Match of the Year contenders for his work with Big Show (LOL a MOTY candidate against THE BIG SHOW!?! ARE YOU KIDDING?!?!) and Roman Reigns.
Strong ass Tinder game, too:
Lifting weights and eating steaks, baby. That’s the life, y’all.
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