Wrestlemania 33 Drinking Game

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You’re going to feel like you banged your head against a door and stood in the middle of 30 solid seconds of fireworks shooting at you by the time you finish our Wrestlemania 33 drinking game.

We’re back, baby – the Undisputed King of the Drinking Game. I don’t know that that’s really based on quality, but we definitely probably maybe have quantity covered on drinking games.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is essentially a holiday for WWE fans. It’s our Super Bowl, Stanley Cup, World Series, Final Four, whatever you want to call it. For us here at The SoBros Network, there’s the SEC Football Championship, The College Football Playoff, The Super Bowl, and WRESTLEMANIA, BABY! That’s our big four.

And, if you don’t know by now, no event is complete until we write a drinking game for it. So, sit down, strap it, hand over your keys, find a couch or floor to crash in and get set for approximately 18 straight hours of Wrestlemania to drink through.

Take a drink if/when…

*Someone at your Wrestlemania party is caught humming or singing “Greenlight.” I’d tell you to drink every time you hear the actual song, but I don’t want anyone to die.

*There is an actual green light somewhere on the set.

*You get the obligatory Wrestlemania Shucky Ducky Quack Quack pick from Booker T.

*Jerry Lawler is on the Kickoff show, and uncomfortably tells someone they’re ‘pretty.’

*There’s a surprise entrant in the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal.

*James Ellsworth is once again mauled by Braun Strowman.

*Ric Flair cries.

*Austin Aries refers to “his package.”

*They show the gruesome photo of INSIDE SHEAMUS’ HEAD.

*Samoa Joe gets involved in Rollins-Triple H.

*The Universal Championship match passes the 5-minute mark.

*A new champion is crowned.

*Someone gets DQ’ed or counted out.

*Undertaker does something that makes you refer to him as ‘grandpa.’ This is admittedly subjective, but you can have some fun with it.

*Shane McMahon jumps off of something higher than the ring post.

*A match goes longer than 20 minutes.

*Highlights are shown of Randy Orton re-murdering Bray Wyatt’s already dead sister (joke source: @TheRyanFranson).

*Dean Ambrose drives a forklift to the ring.

*We get any new clips of The Miz as John Cena.

*Chris Jericho hits Kevin Owens with The List of Jericho.

Take a shot if/when…

*Tex Ferguson shows up.

*Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn, for some reason, wrestle for the final time ever again.

*The #BROKEN Hardys show up! WONDERFUL. Also, audibly shout your favorite Broken Matt Hardy quote. “It’s an extraordinary xylophone” or “It’s a dilapidated boat” would be my recommendations.

*Sasha Banks turns heel!

*The Universal Championship match passes the 10-minute mark.

*They somehow work an Enzo hot tag into a ladder match.

*Someone other than Braun Strowman wins the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal.

*Finn Balor returns.

*Undertaker actually retires.

*An actual person, Sister Abigail, shows up.

Stoney Keeley is the editor of the SoBros Network and covers the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley@WrestlingNewsCo

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