Is this the worst bowling attempt of all time?
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— Yahoo Sports (@YahooSports) April 5, 2017
Yes, Yahoo. Yes this is the worst bowling attempt of all time, but you know what? I’m also willing to say it’s the BEST bowling attempt of all time.
No clue what’s going through this kid’s mind at the time he’s trying to pull this off. Was he trying to show off and totally unprepared? Was he just clumsy, but usually pulls this shot off all the time?
Regardless, he hit the deck FAST. Completely sniped of his own accord. You know this guy’s ankle is going to be KILLING him in the morning. I have not paying attention and jammed my finger into the side of a bowling ball once and it was sore for three days. I can’t imagine actually taking the damn thing and ramming into my own ankle. That’s pretty much bare bone, too. If you have fat or muscle covering your ankle, you’re a bona fide freak of nature. Otherwise, that’s just slamming a big solid hunk of rock into the side of sensitive, exposed skeleton.
And, breaking news: bowling balls are fucking hard.
Notice how no one in his crew came to his aid either. Quite the opposite – they just let him lay there on the floor of the bowling alley. This just goes to show you – once you step up on that platform in front of an audience of people at the bowling alley, you are on your own. You want to try something stupid? Just know that no one is going to step up and go down with you. You can either embarrass yourself like this kid, or you embrace it and roll with the show.
Points for watching Spongebob Squarepants in a damn bowling alley, though.
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