I’m going to share somethin’ with y’all, because all of us SoBros have an honest open bond. I’ve never done a drug recreationally in my life. Now, some of y’all mind find that unbelievable given my name is Stoney…but, that is my legitimate name. So, back off.
Anyway, today I read about a drug that has piqued my curiosity to the point that I just may have to try it out.
State police in Carlisle charged 26-year-old Joshua Lee Long with abuse of a corpse and conspiracy.
Court records indicate Long’s aunt contacted detectives on June 21 after finding a human brain in a department store bag under a porch while cleaning out a trailer.
Long allegedly told her during a phone conversation from the Cumberland County jail that he used the formaldehyde-soaked pot to get high.
There it is. Wow – people really will do just about anything to get high. But, shit…keeping a fucking human brain in a damn Wal-Mart bag under the front porch? That just doesn’t seem healthy. I mean, I get it….if you’re the type of guy who is going to douse your pot with human brain juice, you’re probably not too concerned with the health and safety of you and those around you.
But, damn! How do you get there, dude? How do you not stop and think, “man, I’m holding a human brain. What am I really doing?”
“The defendant related that he knew it was illegal to have the brain and that he and (another man) would spray the embalming fluid on ‘weed’ to get high,” wrote Trooper John Boardman, the investigator.
Who knew? Who would have fucking thought that this guy had the common sense to know that having a human brain was illegal? And, he STILL kept the thing. That must have been one damn good high.
Court records indicate a coroner concluded the brain was real and that Long supposedly named it Freddy.
Named the damn thing Freddy. That’s it. I’m out on this story. Fuck this guy.
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