BAH GAWD HE’S BROKEN IN HALF! pic.twitter.com/MVgQzfkvbT
— Washington Nationals (@Nationals) April 16, 2017
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMNN!!!!! The Easter bunny ain’t playing around today. No sir, not one bit.
I get that the Nationals are known for these races between the United States Presidents, and Teddy Roosevelt has quite the track record. He’s one of the G.O.A.T. Presidents, and he’s beloved by millions of Americans. Normally, he’s the hero that everyone deserves…that everyone pays their hard-earned money to see.
But, not today.
Today is Easter. Today is the biggest day of the year for the Easter bunny. No one – not even Teddy fucking Roosevelt is going to steal that bunny’s shine. Now, we know. Being the official mascot of Easter is a responsibility that this rabbit takes VERY seriously. So seriously, in fact, that he will drop your ass in a millisecond.
Let’s talk about the tremendous form of this tackle, too. I mean, the leverage he mustered is off the charts. It’s like this bunny has the center of gravity of a wrecking ball. Just off the top rope with the velocity of a Nolan Ryan fastball. He wraps, takes Teddy to the ground, and completes the tackle.
Bill Goldberg would be proud.
On this day in #WCW history: 4/13/98 @Goldberg hits #RoccoRock with a tremendous #Spear through a table on #Nitro. #Goldberg #WhosNext #PE pic.twitter.com/YiN0X3icks
— WCW Retrospect (@WCWRetrospect) April 13, 2017
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