[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp0Bt2cbcc8]
Let me address the elephant in the room first. I did some digging, and yes – turns out, this video is like six years old. But, I’m still going to post it because who knows? Maybe you haven’t seen it yet either. Plus, I’m ecstatic that I get to use the ‘badass goat’ tag for another article. Plus, plus, how can this get old? What a great video.
And, really – there’s a lot to learn from this encounter. How many of you have gone to your day job and had some yappy motherfucker come up to you trying to talk a mile a minute about some bullshit you didn’t care about? It happens all the time. Well, because we’re humans, we have to be nice, put a smile on our face, and pretend everything is just peachy. That shit doesn’t sit well with me. This goat has reminded me of my true human nature – and that nature dictates that when some scrawny, yappy motherfucker comes up to me runnin’ his/her mouth, it’s time for Big Natural to spit in his/her face and just yell.
I like the argument strategy of this goat, though. You know this puny nitwit isn’t going to shut up so you just yell in his face. Now, not only are you providing quality laughs for all of the Internet to share, but you make this asshole look twice as stupid for arguing with a screaming goat.
This goat knew exactly what it was doing.
But, that’s just fun and games – sometimes, you just need to let a man that you have absolutely no respect for their rights as a human being. This guy seems to deserve that, and there’s no better way to demonstrate that than by spitting right in his stupid face. I dig it – it’s ruthless, and effective, and the peabrain still won’t shut up.
In my opinion, that’s just asking for more. I’d be willing to be that this goat would’ve busted this guy’s ass if he could’ve jumped that gate. Fingers crossed that’s the next viral video we get (in six years).
Stoney Keeley is the editor of the SoBros Network and covers the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley, @WrestlingNewsCo
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