It’s time for Wrestlemania! Tomorrow is the biggest day of the year for WWE fans. You got Bray Wyatt vs. Randy Orton, Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar, Chris Jericho vs. Kevin Owens, I could go on, but you get my point. There’s a lot to be excited about.
Now, New Day has dropped the OFFICIAL LOOK at the Wrestlemania 33 entrance:
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I don’t know about you guys, but one of my favorite parts of Wrestlemania is the set. Well, the WWE may have outdone themselves this year.
I’m speechless. Check out the setup for #WrestleMania so far! #WWEpic.twitter.com/CfUqAJ9Vit
— The Elite (@TheWrestleDaily) March 30, 2017
I’m not the type of guy to rush to call something the greatest anything of all time. But y’all….they done turned the Citrus Bowl into a fucking theme park. This has real potential to be one of if not the greatest Wrestlemania entrance of all time.
Off the top of my head, I go back to Wrestlemania XXIV, Wrestlemania 21, Wrestlemania X-Seven, and Wrestlemania XXX as some of the all-time classics. I’m sure I’m missing a few, so feel free to chime in.
The New pictures from #WrestleMania set…. #RollerCoasterpic.twitter.com/1X88oE2PZm
— Riz (@johncenaAm) March 29, 2017
It’s like Vince McMahon came up with “The Ultimate Thrill Ride,” and people were like, “ahhhh – Mr. McMahon…that seems a little cheesy.” McMahon obviously murdered said person, and in an attempt to get “The Ultimate Thrill Ride” over, went a little too far….creating a literal thrill ride in the Citrus Bowl and it looks like they’ll just be flat out recreating Universal Studios in the stadium. Cool, I guess.
The #Wrestlemania set is going to be huge. pic.twitter.com/NyTUocsUdf
— ffsseth (@_ffsseth) March 29, 2017
The real question here is whether or not said roller coaster is going to be operational. I mean, there’s potential here for a moment that could surpass Shawn Michaels zip-lining into the arena at Wrestlemania XII. Could you imagine Enzo & Cass riding down in a little cart?
That said, I like my roller coasters built by professionals. Even though it is Wrestlemania and it’s super easy to get caught up in the emotion of it all, I still think I’d stop, take a step back, examine the proposal, and say, “I don’t think I’m going to hop on a roller coaster built by the WWE.”
Look at that! Absurd. Y’all really gonna make Undertaker walk all the way down that long ass ramp?! Walking down a ramp that long, at his age, is going to be the rough equivalent of wrestling a second Hell in a Cell match with Mick Foley for that man!
And, Goldberg! The guy’s sweating just thinking about walking down a ramp that long. I mean, the entrances for the Universal Championship match are probably going to last longer than the actual match!
What’s the over/under on entrance time spent at Wrestlemania? It has to be around an hour. An hour of Wrestlemania will be spent just walking down the ramp.
Stoney Keeley is the editor of the SoBros Network and covers the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley, @WrestlingNewsCo
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