Alright, here we are – a new franchise here on SoBros Network. We’re killin’ it between Straight Forward Fashion, the Nashville Power Rankings, and the impending return of Manny Being Manny (stay tuned), so I thought I’d take my love for watching the world’s most ratchet and share it with everyone. Alright, let’s break this down…
“You ain’t got shit on me!” *whack* *dropped*
It’s hard to gather much about this video without any context. All the description says is:
Some will say they went way too far but looking at his behaviour from the start he was acting up because he thought people were civilised enough not to beat a crippled man!
So innocent to think people are civilized enough to not hit a crippled man…bless your heart.
Two things here. First, I don’t care if this guy is crippled. If you flip your shit like this – cussin’ out people, throwing things, flipping over registers, someone is bound to eventually knock your ass out. Second, I don’t know where this Burger King is but this team is SAVAGE. A simple sock in the face isn’t enough – they’re going to stand on your fucking head until Tina gets out the taser. Then, as you’re trying to get up, you’re going to be straight up smacked in the face. Which, as every man knows, is much more degrading than getting punched. By the way, I can’t imagine anything more disgusting than having my face held against a fast food restaurant floor.
They didn’t just rough this guy up. They humiliated him. I’m going to go out on a limb and say this guy has probably caused trouble somewhere else in his life, too. Probably not his first rodeo. I could be wrong – that could be me being a judgmental prick, but he seems to know what he’s doing as if he’s done it before. And, most importantly, he knew when to get the hell out of there.
But, how did we get to this point? How did things escalate so that Task Force BK leapt into action with their clinched fists and tasers? Did he order a 6-piece chicken nuggets and only get five? Did they forget the cheese on his Whopper? All suitable reasons to talk to people like dogs and destroy restaurant property.
This got out of hand so quickly, though. It’s hard to imagine what would’ve happened if this guy didn’t get up and get out of there. I mean, he would’ve died. There’s no question about that. Just judging by the rate of acceleration from punching t0 standing on his head to tasing him, they were only about 10 minutes away from rolling the guillotine out of the meat freezer.
All in all, this is about the perfect video to start a new column….a beautiful new chapter in our lives.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. A strong advocate of GSD (get shit done) and #BeBetter, he’s down to talk Tennessee Titans and Alabama Crimson Tide football over a beer any day. Check him out covering the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley, @WrestlingNewsCo
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