Man, our boy was feeling himself here, wasn’t he?!?! You see that cocky smile on his face? Like, “bring it on you pricks! I got this!” I love that kind of confidence – those are the kind of people who really GSD in life. My man here believes he can do anything!
Unfortunately for him, he appears to be just a tad bit intoxicated. I don’t want to assume anything about anyone….but, he just looks a liiiiiittttle toasty.
But, look – that’s how it goes sometimes. It seems like this guy was being heckled and, I don’t care how drunk you are, you just gotta stand up and show the world you can take it all on. In this case, the odds were not in his favor. Let’s break it down:
1. He could not even tee the ball up properly. Bad sign right off the bat. He is on the struggle bus just trying to cue it all up. It looks like he was having legitimate difficulty just trying to bend over.
2 – He walked away to face the audience. Bro, you were SO CLOSE to getting there. He just totally ruined his concentration by going to gloat a bit to his hecklers.
3 – He was aiming at the fucking woods. So, yeah – it was difficult to get the ball on the tee, then he ruins his concentration. So, when he walks up to the tee, he’s just running on instincts….which are a little off. And, so, we get his aiming at the woods.
4 – He took a step downhill. At this point, it was over. One single step did our hero in this video in. When you’re that drunk, you hit a patch of land that’s just the slightest bit off and it’s ball game. GONE. Done.
Better luck next time, sir.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. A strong advocate of GSD (get shit done) and #BeBetter, he’s down to talk Tennessee Titans and Alabama Crimson Tide football over a beer any day. Check him out covering the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley, @WrestlingNewsCo
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