Here’s a picture of the police escort that Trump got to go golfing (again) this weekend.
Do you think they were trying to say something? pic.twitter.com/UGeVokhi7X
— Holly O’Reilly (@AynRandPaulRyan) June 14, 2017
Love him or hate him, no one can deny that Donald Trump’s presidency has been ELECTRIC for the media – but, especially for the writers like myself who live for bullshit. I mean, it’s bound to happen with any President who didn’t climb the ranks through politics. Trump is no career politician – if anyone in this country is going to say what he thinks, it’s this guy. Our Trump coverage has been pretty spotty. Those posts come few and far between – mainly because we’re writing more important stuff like White Castle’s hot chicken, people fighting in Burger King, and Eddie Lacy not getting fat.
But, also because, from a creative standpoint (this is real Stoney, not the Big Natural character speaking – a rare moment), I feel like Trump-bashing is incredibly overdone in the blogosphere. How many ‘covfefe’ blogs did you see after he fired off that misspelling? This saturation makes it difficult to tell a joke you haven’t heard, take an angle you haven’t read, and just generally have a unique voice on the topic. Plus, it’s overdone – we’re a small blog – we have a small readership. We have to focus on providing that unique voice, so in a media era when the President’s every move is scrutinized, documented, and published on the Internet, people tune us out because they’re already seeing it everywhere. What’s the point, then? Anyway, I’m rambling.
Every now and then, though, stuff like this comes out and I just can’t pass it up. It makes my job all the more easy. One of my specialties happens to be the all-important dick joke. And that photo, ladies and gentlemen, that is a dick….and it is funny.
What do I know? That could be some sort of tactical military security formation. Keeping #45 safe and all…but, it looks like a dick and balls. And, if you don’t see that….if you can’t laugh at this…then you’re just a curmudgeon. I don’t even have anything to add to this discussion. It’s just funny to see the dick and balls shape. Do you think that makes me immature? Well, guess what – I know you are, but what am I?
Also, maturity is just a number. What matters is what you feel on the inside.
Anyway, I can’t wait for all the Trump supporters to comment and tell me how biased this site is and how irresponsible it is of me to put these things out there. Welcome to the club, people. You probably don’t want to read any more of my work. If you’re just now realizing this is not a credible media outlet, then you probably need to get out while you can.
Actually, let’s review some of the things that have been said about my writing:
“I am literally dumber for reading this.”
“Did a 12-year old boy write this?”
“Dumbass needs to get the hell out of Tennessee”
“This is stupid. Who is posting this?”
“What the fuck did I just read?”
Just another day in the life. Enjoy the cock.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. A strong advocate of GSD (get shit done) and #BeBetter, he’s down to talk Tennessee Titans and Alabama Crimson Tide football over a beer any day. Check him out covering the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley, @WrestlingNewsCo
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