Link to buy – This little doozy is light on the skin and heavy on being accidentally identified as homeless. This piece of cloth should only be worn to eat trash out of a recycling bin or perhaps as a Halloween costume, dressing up as WWE superstar The Berzerker.

If I saw any of you wearing this, I would run up to you as fast as I could and ask, “Where did those ravenous, hell-fired demon dogs go that not only attacked you but gnawed on your carcass?!”

Terror can absolutely not be worn like this.

GRADE: F

Gorgeous Boyd went to Fashion Week once in Savannah, Georgia in 1992. After falling in love with the world of fashion, he would go on to work for 20 years at Dillard’s. Now, he’s brought his passion for fashion to The SoBros Network. 

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