I am all for the freedom of choice. We live in America. Last time I checked, that meant we lived in the land of the free and home of the brave! Well, what is freedom if you don’t have the choice to join any sort of cult you want to? So, by God, I support the decision of any man, woman, child, pet, or reptile to join an alien cult. Especially if said alien cult is all about the lizard elite. Read up on your conspiracy theories if you feel like driving yourself insane.
A woman shot her boyfriend in the head after he asked her to kill him because he thought the leader of a cult they belonged to was a reptile posing as a human, police said.
Barbara Rogers fatally shot her boyfriend, Steven Mineo, in the forehead from point-blank range Saturday in their apartment in Coolbaugh Township, authorities said.
First of all, this bucks the trend of ‘Barbara’ being a boring name. I appreciate Ms. Rogers stepping up to the plate and giving Barbaras everywhere a bit of an edge. I’m sure there are probably more than a few Barbs out there who are thinking, “bout damn time!”
Second, how about the dedication of Barbara here? She’s willing to completely throw her life away all because Steven said their cult leader was a reptile. Like, did she not even stop to say, “hey maybe this isn’t the way to go” or anything?
Or, did she just go in, literally guns-a-blazing, and say, “yeah, Steve whatever you say?” If so, then Barb is one ride-or-die girlfriend. I don’t think any of us can fault her for that. As a man, I think it’s probably safe to say most of us want this in a woman. So, we can’t call Barb crazy for doing this! Right?
Rogers told officers Mineo, 32, was having “online issues” with a cult and asked her to kill him, said Lt. Steven Williams, of the Pocono Mountain Regional Police. She said her boyfriend believed the cult’s leader to be a “reptilian” pretending to be a human, according to an affidavit.
Serious question: does this count as online bullying? Or, maybe a more specific question, what constitutes “online issues?” Because at this point in the story…that’s right…I’m just now asking, “was Steven insane?” Maybe he was bullied. But, also, maybe he was insane.
Rogers, 42, told police the group centers on “aliens and raptures.” Online postings associated with the cult detail a theory that a group of alien reptiles is subverting the human race through mind control.
Rogers, who has been charged with criminal homicide, called 911 to report the shooting.
Well, at least she had the decency to call 911 after shooting her boyfriend right in the fucking face. People crazy.
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