Trying to jump a rolling hay bale drunk. pic.twitter.com/YS2VOWjzAn
— Dumb Drunk People (@dumbdrunkpeople) January 15, 2019
Ohhhhhhhhhhh, he’s dead! Done – and holy shit, what a ride! Our boy here was totally spin cycled. And, I don’t know about you guys, but I counted two full rotations before he slammed into the ground. That’s about as clean of a back bump as you can hope for in this situation, too. That could’ve ended horribly, but he straightened up, tucked his head, and avoided disaster.
Judging by the sound of his friend, all he endured was the air vacating his lungs. But, really – no harm, no foul. Everyone comes away unscathed.
What game is this? Like, is this something that people do on the weekends for fun? Should we get the rest of the SoBros crew in on this? And, if so, who can help us set this up?
By the way, I have absolutely no idea why anyone would think this is a good idea. That bale of hay had to be humming along 25-30 MPH.
This could be some sort of invincibility complex, though. This kid sees this hay bale rolling downhill, and obviously thinks he can jump over it. That was mistake number two. Mistake number one was just showing up that day.
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