Holy shit, humans can fly! I would love to know what was going through this dude’s head at the exact moment he decided to run from the cops. It could’ve come down to, “I better just take this L” or “Fuck it, I can dodge this!” And, he very clearly made the wrong choice. He’ll undoubtedly look back on this one day and think he was being completely unreasonable. Sometimes, your emotion just gets the better of you, I get it. Still, it’s a pretty shitty thing to do.
But, the one area I’ll give him credit for is his wheels. This dude gets up a full head of steam, just rampaging across the street – a split second later and he may have gotten away. His momentum was so strong that he literally sailed lifelessly ten feet before crashing his face against the pavement.
That’s another thing – this had to be disgusting. That’s a city street. I don’t care which city it is. It’s gross – probably all sorts of homeless piss and vomit now staining his face. He couldn’t do damn thing about it, either, because his body was seized by electricity.
The cop just coolly walks over like, “dumb sonofabitch thought he could outrun my taser. What a dipshit.”
Also, do you hear the dude in the background saying, “this kid threw a glass bottle!” Well, my friends, if that’s true, then this guy deserved to be zapped so hard he shat his pants.
I’ve never seen someone rendered so instantly dead. It wasn’t like he was sniped from above. It was like his entire soul vacated his body.
I almost thought that he was going to turn to dust when he hit the ground. That’s how out-of-this-world that video was.
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