UPDATE: We had an anonymous tip providing a little more context for this story:
“I was in the next section over when the brawled ensued. Everyone in the crowd was upset with the Batman guy. After the fight ended he running up the stairs and got caught by security. Everyone cheered louder for that capture than anything on the field. [We] went to the concession stand and saw security talking to the guy. [Significant other] overheard it was about a cell phone. All of this information was as of Saturday night. The next day, the video spread like wildfire to see it was about said cell phone. The Keep Calm guy had his phone, for who knows why, and wouldn’t give it back. He threatened in the video to break it before shoving this batman guy. From the video, you can clearly see the rest. Hope this helps.”
Wow – sounds like Keep Calm guy actually asked for it a bit, but he clearly had the crowd on his side. The fans seem incredibly pro-Keep Calm guy. So, naturally – the next question is, did Batman guy deserve to have his phone confiscated? What a wild ass story.
Original Post: Damn it! I go to Chattanooga for one weekend – ONE WEEKEND – and this story comes out in my absence! I was too busy pounding booze and watching wrestling to get to the blog and post this for SoBros Nation. Unbelievable – the Tennessee Titans are always so boring. It’s hard for me to find funny Titans content sometimes, and then this shit falls right into my lap, and I can’t get it up quick enough (that’s what she said). I mean, this type of content is tailor made for the SoBros Network.
So disappointed, but I don’t think it’s an entirely lost cause. I think, as really important breaking news journalists, people still come to our site for our opinions on stuff like this. So, hell – why not? Let’s talk about this old dude fight that took place in the stands at Nissan Stadium over the weekend.
Can we appreciate the fact that a dude in a “Keep Calm” shirt was involved in a fight in the stands? pic.twitter.com/6YBXH4xdlG
— Josh Sánchez (@jnsanchez) August 6, 2017
If anyone has any information as to what set this entire conflict off, send tip to thesobrosnetwork@gmail.com, because I am downright struggling to see what could have escalated this to the point of violence in public….at a damn football practice. But, alas – here we are.
As for the actual violence, Batman here delivers a deceivingly crushing blow. That’s the tone setter. But, it only pays to be the tone setter when you can actually stand and finish the fight. This scrawny old man fell over throwing that haymaker, and at that point, he was done. If only ‘Keep Calm Titan Up’ could actually throw a punch.
WTF were those rabbit punches? It was like your worst nightmare coming true – that moment when you’re running from a serial killer and no matter how hard you try, you just can’t run fast. Like, you’re moving in slow motion. That’s what this man was undergoing. He was trying to cave Batman’s skull in, but he just couldn’t hit hard enough. Of course, it could also be because he just had his bell rung and started bleeding like Ric Flair in a steel cage match.
I love the surrounding fans weighing in, too. Someone says, “you wanna get in trouble over this?” and I can’t help but agree. This seems like an incredibly dumb way to end up in jail. Then, there’s the guy saying “DUMBASS…..DUMBASS….” in remarkable disapproval of the entire scuffle.
Just when it appears Batman is going to get away, a security guard wraps him up and you know he ain’t going home. This worked out like a pro wrestling story. The heel gets the W, but the shining hero comes out at the end to enact justice.
Regardless, I don’t expect to see either of these guys’ Titans practice report up any time soon…
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. A strong advocate of GSD (get shit done) and #BeBetter, he’s down to talk Tennessee Titans and Alabama Crimson Tide football over a beer any day. Check him out covering the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley, @WrestlingNewsCo
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