Am I a shitty human being for watching this repeatedly and laughing hysterically? Or, actually, you know what – don’t answer that. I already know, but I booked my ticket on the bus to Hell years ago. If I’m not mistaken, it was that time I threw my sweaty sock in this girl’s face in the second grade. I actually had a crush on her, but I’ve always had trouble conveying my emotions.
Anyway, I’m straying from my point.
So, this old dude has definite spinal damage, right? I mean, he was taken completely by surprise. He’s just sitting there rattling off some nonsense, rambling about something all of these dudes around him have probably heard a million times before. But, what did he expect? I don’t know….I think once you get to a certain age, you earn the right to tell the same stories all the time. Can you imagine anyone thinking this would be an acceptable way to shut an old guy up?
Also, I don’t know what actually happened to his body. Sure, the spinal damage is evident. But, he also face plants on the concrete. So, did the blow of the air bag knock him unconscious? Or, did he have a heart attack that caused him to go limp? I don’t know. It seems really cruel, doesn’t it?
So, as I sit here and think this video through, I’ve reached only one logical conclusion: the old guy had it coming. I’m assuming he deserved it, though. Who would do something like this to anyone who didn’t deserve it, right? What kind of world are we living in?!?!
You never know what kind of world we’re living, but one thing you do know is that it’s definitely worth an eternity in Hell if it means we get the air bag prank rolling again.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. A strong advocate of GSD (get shit done) and #BeBetter, he’s down to talk Tennessee Titans and Alabama Crimson Tide football over a beer any day. Check him out covering the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley, @WrestlingNewsCo
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