WATCH OUT! We got a badass over here! I mean, DAMN guy – save some ladies for the rest of us, amirite?!?!
I don’t even know what that vehicle is, by the way. It looks like a cross between a lawnmower and a snowmobile. But, it’s definitely only something that could come from the mind of an engineer like this man. He sends that thing all over that dirt track in the woods, and I’d be willing to bet there ain’t a dry pair of panties in sight. Probably because there isn’t a pair of panties in sight at all, but you get what I’m trying to say. This guy definitely gets ’em moist.
But, enough disgusting locker room banter – how about the fuckin’ action shot?!
He obviously knows you have to show a little skin to pique some interest. Pro tip: the more butt crack, the better. That’s a mantra I’ve always lived by, and am happy to see fellow ELECTRIC BROS out there keeping the dream alive.
I know this man is DTF24/7 by the fact that he doesn’t let any rain get in the way of a good celebration. Just check out the boogie board action! I don’t know if you noticed or not, but that was NOT a body of water he was sliding down. That was a wet, grassy hillside. But, he made it work and he looked #SimplyStunning doing it.
Tell me – TELL ME – you don’t think this guy is an all-time casanova and I will call you an outright liar to your face.
I think we have a new dark horse contender for ‘SoBro of the Year’ honors. Now, we just have to figure out how we can party with this guy.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. A strong advocate of GSD (get shit done) and #BeBetter, he’s down to talk Tennessee Titans and Alabama Crimson Tide football over a beer any day. Check him out covering the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley, @WrestlingNewsCo
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