As a competitive guy and only child, I grew up having to make my own contests to entertain myself. It came in handy in high school, when all my friends and I would dick around after school. We made up a game where we ran in circles throwing empty water bottles at action figures and whoever knocked the last one down won.
It made no fucking sense because you could literally knock over nine of the ten action figures, miss, and the guy behind you could knock down the last one and win. But, man – we had so much fun playing that game.
I’m probably providing too many details, but my point is….shit, I’m up for anything even getting drunk and boxing your buddy with a beer box on your head!
I’m not sure what our boy’s thoughts were in beginning of this bout. Crouching down to start the fight probably wasn’t the best move. He also came in a bit hot, missed, and subsequently gave away his position.
That’s all it took for our boy #2 to nail the haymaker and make his opponent eat pavement. I’ve never seen someone go to sleep so quickly. It was like he was out cold at just the thought of what was about to happen. He saw that haymaker coming and his mind floated out of his body. His nervous system completely shut down on him. That was so impactful, I can’t believe the guy didn’t shit, piss, or vomit. So, I guess props to the kid for that.
He raised up from the ground wondering what happened. I wonder if he even remembers it at all. Or, if he just like….fell over while he was crouching in his mind….doesn’t even realize the fight has already commenced and concluded. But, hey – it’s just guys being dudes. As long as no one is dead, it’s all fun and games.
Anyway, I think I’ll try this at the end of the next SoBros event and see who the last man/woman standing is. My money’s on Poppa Bear. That low center of gravity creates quite the leverage for drunk haymakers.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. A strong advocate of GSD (get shit done) and #BeBetter, he’s down to talk Tennessee Titans and Alabama Crimson Tide football over a beer any day. Check him out covering the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley, @WrestlingNewsCo
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