I fancy myself a competitive guy. I think I’ve established on this blog that I was an only child who had to make up games to play alone as a kid. That’s cool – I can appreciate a good nonsensical competition. But, what I’m about to show you goes far beyond ‘nonsensical competition,’ and starts to delve into, ‘dude what you doin?’
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Whose mans is this?!?! Out here just headbutting on a big ol’ beam like it’s a damn Olympic event. Somebody come get this guy before he either A) causes serious structural damage to that building. I mean, hot damn….that is a hard head and a will like a brick wall. Unforgiving, determined….that shit ain’t moving. B) He could actually knock himself out. But, even if not, this is definitely a trip to concussion city.
I don’t know where this competition is being held, and will avoid guessing so I don’t appear racist.
It’s easy to say this is just a guy acting out of control, but just look at the motherfucker. Does that look like a guy that’s out of control? No….fuck no! That’s a guy who has been training for this very moment for his entire life and does not give a single shit about the future function of his brain.
By the way, I counted nine times…nine times he banged his head against that pole and nothing happened except CTE. What’s the over/under on how many times he did this before his body literally gave out on him? I’m setting it at 25 at that pace.
Again, let me ask…..whose mans is this?!?!
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