*sigh* Just like that and it’s over, folks. It feels like just yesterday we were loading up the coolers for that first trip out to the lake on Memorial Day. After being cooped up for several months, the lure of the lake was calling us, and we were the eager warriors, willing to do whatever it took to forget those long, cold winter nights.
It actually wasn’t that bad of a winter here in Tennessee, but that’s not dramatic enough. You have to really get what I’m putting down here so imagine the bitter frozen tundra staying down in Nashville from September of 2016-May 2017. That’s much more effective storytelling.
Anyway, we all know that Labor Day is the unofficial end of Summer, just as Memorial Day is the unofficial beginning of Summer. To celebrate, we all went out to the lake yesterday. Of course, we were safe.
But, nothing too wild happened. I showed everyone my breasts, got a little sunburnt, and swam in some cold ass water that has me sniffling a bit this morning. Cadbury cooked up some fine chicken that his wife paired with guacamole for a nice summer sandwich. We blew up a float using nothing but our breath and buttholes. It was weird – we don’t have to go into it. But, overall, it was just a glorious day. One we won’t get to experience again until May of 2018.
Now, with that in mind, let’s take one last look at people being ridiculous at the lake for the year:
That’s wife material. I’m just saying – couples that send it together, stay together. It reminds me of a time, on a work outing, my big 6’2″ 280-pound ass sent Jonny to the moon. In a way, I think this practice is dangerous. So many things could go wrong, but that could also be said just about any time someone decides to send it like this. No good send ever came from someone playing it safe.
So, hats off to this broad for YOLOing the shit out of that lake. Lake season comes but once a year, so you gotta make those sends count.
The only criticism I’m going to provide is for the form. It looks like she tries to go for a gainer, but can’t rotate the entire way. So, she just goes flat back first from about 40 feet in the air. Again, you know that’s how this woman’s going to approach her relationship, too. Fellas, get on it. Get you a girl who can do both.
R.I.P. lake season 2017 – you were a doozy. And, just in case you were wondering, it’s 265 days ’til lake season 2018.
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