We’re going to rewind to May of 2017 for this special edition breaking news investigative journalism column. The weather’s just starting to warm up. It was a beautiful day at Tailgate Brewery as we celebrated the graduation of our own Cadbury Pringlebatch. It took him 32 years, but he finally got that high school diploma. What a celebration it was. We drank tasty brews, smoked fine cigars, and afterwards, we behaved well enough for our girlfriends to take us to McKay’s where I bought some comic books.
All in all, you literally could not ask for a better day, and I think the photos from that day prove that assessment. We can’t show many of them because we were fully nude rolling along the hillside. And, because we can’t show Cadbury’s face on the blog.
But, anyway, just take a look at this sweet picture of Poppa Bear, myself, and “Nature Boy” Brandon Vick:
That’s a lovely photo. One that just sings happiness. I ran across it the other day on Nature Boy’s Facebook profile, and I was floored to discover what looks like a penis on my belly. Don’t see it? I gotchu.
It’s subtle – but I’m telling you….once you see it, you simply cannot un-see it. That’s a hog if I’ve ever seen one. But, it’s a very well done watermark. I mean….look how long it took me to notice it…
Really, I’m at a loss for words. Not because someone casually watermarked a penis under my breasts, but because my investigative journalism skills are so honed that I spotted this faint symbol four months after the photo was posted. So, just a quick round of applause for me.
But, who would do such a thing? Well, this group is loaded with notorious pranksters so it could’ve really been anybody. In this very photo, Poppa Bear is smiling as if he’s up to something…believe me, I’ve seen that smile many a time. But, the penis is pointing to Nature Boy, which very well could be a clue that he was the culprit. You know how serial killers always leave clues for the authorities? Kinda like that but with a dick watermark.
Or, it’s possible it could’ve been any person in the world who got a hold of this picture and thought, “that fuckin’ dick….I’m going to put a dick on his chest.”
We may never know, but since I’m more intrigued and impressed by this, it’s a mystery I’m willing to leave unsolved. Sometimes, things are better that way. That’s what creates legends, after all. One day, this is going to be on one of those cold case shows as one of the most complex unsolved mysteries of all time.
If nothing else, I’m proud just thinking of that day.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. A strong advocate of GSD (get shit done) and #BeBetter, he’s down to talk Tennessee Titans and Alabama Crimson Tide football over a beer any day. Check him out covering the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley, @WrestlingNewsCo
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