Straight Forward Fashion: Children’s Halloween Costumes

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A big ole pot of spaghetti and meatballs! The use of the yarn as noodles is extravagant, but why can’t a few be dipped in red paint? Where’s the sauce, kid?! For such a young age, it’s a splendid idea and I assume the little one made this on their own. Still, it’s a pretty basic meal for a baby.

GRADE: C+

 

If this Edward Scissorhands was just a little taller, I’d mistake him for the real thing! It’s all in the details and this kid has mastered it. The black Hot Topic outfit with a deadly combo of terrific scars and dirty hair, it screams Johnny Depp in his 20’s. I don’t even care if those knives are plastic or not. With a look like this, he’s earned to slice up whatever he damn well pleases!

GRADE: B+

 

Obviously, this child is proud of what he’s done. But a little too cocky if you ask me. A pillow case with a scarf on your head and one sock? I feel like his name is Dennis, and he should be embarrassed representing a Harry Potter legend like this. If Dobby wasn’t such a sweetheart, he’d spit on this costume.

GRADE: D-

 

Wow. Some people love their coffee just a little too much. However, it’s about fashion and not the drink, and this is close to being a masterpiece. Originality counts for quite a lot in my business and it makes a perfect fit for this drooling model. With the case of any costume, it’s immediately identifiable and looks relaxing to keep on throughout the night. The only thing that’s missing is a misspelled name on the front of it. Perhaps Timuthie?

GRADE: A

Gorgeous Boyd went to Fashion Week once in Savannah, Georgia in 1992. After falling in love with the world of fashion, he would go on to work for 20 years at Dillard’s. Now, he’s brought his passion for fashion to The SoBros Network. 

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