Have you ever been locked inside a car while whoever is responsible for making sure you’re alive and okay is inside shopping for blouses? Yeah, well it sucks. I remember being a child, sitting in the car while my parents went into antique stores. I always ended up just getting out and going into the store. But, now I’m wishing I was as savage as this good boy:
Now, it looks like the windows are cracked, so I don’t think this good boy is in any immediate danger. If so, then what the hell were the people filming doing? But, regardless, I don’t blame him for being irate. Why did his owners bring him to the mall?
Why did they think this good boy would just sit and patiently wait while Geoff tries on khakis at Kohl’s?!?! He has better things to do! Chase his tail, bother the cat, lick his balls….literally…anything and everything is more important than mom getting some new body lotion at Bath & Body Works.
So, kudos to him. He’s a badass – just going to honk that horn and lay on it until something happens. And, if nothing happens – guess what….that horn’s still going to be sounding off.
This is like the dog version of that guy who honks his horn when you’re blocking an intersection even though he knows damn well there’s nothing the people can do until the traffic lightens up. He just lays on that horn, just to let you know you’re being an asshole the whole time you’re being an asshole.
(Spoiler alert: I am that guy. #DontBlockTheBox)
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. A strong advocate of GSD (get shit done) and #BeBetter, he’s down to talk Tennessee Titans and Alabama Crimson Tide football over a beer any day. Check him out covering the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley, @WrestlingNewsCo
Buy our shirt. Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter @SoBrosNetwork. Listen on SoundCloud. Watch on YouTube. Shop our store on Redbubble.
