Jim Cornette is back in the news this week in a big way, and no it is not to complain about Joey Ryan’s penis or Joey Janela and Lio Rush killing the business. Nope – instead, this guy’s having quite the few days of acting wild as hell. First, he got into an altercation with Santino Marella, of all people, at a convention on Saturday. That might sound odd until you remember that the WWE fired Cornette way back in 2005…..for slapping Marella in the face. Seriously.
Now, it appears as though Cornette has literally slung his balls out on stage somewhere…
Courtesy of @RyanSatin (always phenomenal work) at Pro Wrestling Sheet:
Anything can happen at one of Bruce Prichard‘s live shows, including Jim Cornette flashing his penis … just watch this video from his show in Detroit over the weekend.
It all went down at St. Andrews Hall when Cornette saw a cardboard Vince Russo head, which would normally be used for impressions, and threw it on the ground to mimmic urinating on the cutout.
Jim then pulled his track pants down and flashed his bait and tackle for a brief second.
The flashing was confirmed by multiple people on Twitter and one them said, “Could have done without seeing Corny’s penis but other than that great show!”
Gives new meaning to Jim Cornette waving his racket around.
This is so disgusting. I’m going to be honest with you guys….Cornette has to be one of the worst humans on Earth, right? That’s not just me who believes this? Like, you spend the bulk of your time complaining about people “killing the business,” who are doing nothing more than putting on shows that the fans want to see….all of it’s just to remain relevant. Then, you come out and do something like this? -AND- he’s wearing track pants. Yeesh. Just gross.
I can’t think of many things I’d less prefer to see than Jim Cornette’s cock and balls.
But, here’s my question: if you go through all of that, what’s stopping you from actually just urinating on the cardboard Vince Russo head? Like, you just pulled your dick out on stage, dude. What? Is actually urinating that much further? Is that where you decide to draw the line? Like, everything you’ve done before this is perfectly normal, but this is just too much?
I don’t get it. Jim Cornette….what a guy. What a fuckin’ guy.
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