I’ve never really had a problem with vegans. It’s like most things for me – you can do whatever you want, and as long as you leave me alone, I don’t really care. I’m not going to be a vegan. I love eating meat too much….any kind of meat…well, don’t be dirty about it. I know what you’re thinking. But, for real – I love sausage, steak, chicken, fish, and whatever Spam is far too much to give it up to only eat rabbit food.
Spam is meat, right?
Ah, I’m straying from my point. Anyway, just because I’m cool with something doesn’t mean I understand it. Every now and then, I see something that just makes me wonder. Today is one of those days – and what I’m currently wondering is….well….is this what it means to be vegan?
Wow. I understand that people are proud of what and who they are. But, at the same time, this seems a bit excessive. Like, this vegan is practically taking that produce to pound town. And, that’s produce that Kroger is going to have to either throw out, or sell to people hoping no one sees this video.
Just look at her, though – rubbin’ the kale all up and down them legs, that hiney. It’s kind of entrancing. But, this isn’t fucking Pornhub….this is Kroger’s!
Speaking of, what is the manager here supposed to do? He finally gives in to his senses and just calls the damn cops. Man, vegans are just out of control.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. A strong advocate of GSD (get shit done) and #BeBetter, he’s down to talk Tennessee Titans and Alabama Crimson Tide football over a beer any day. Check him out covering the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley, @WrestlingNewsCo
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