Dogs have dominated the age old rivalry with cats. As many of you regular readers know, it’s one of our favorite rivalries to cover. But, lately, I’ll tell you what – cats are stepping their damn game up. Last week, we had the cat singing. This week, we have this savage boxing cat:
Good gracious! Stop the damn match! That stuffed tiger is as dead as dead can get. This cat is ruthless. I’m pretty sure it knows that the tiger died two punches into this furious attack, and is basically just saying, “fuck you for even existing, tiger.” This is the human equivalent of setting your opponent on fire after a fist fight. Like, if homeboy whipped out his cod and urinated on the other old man in the old man sissy slap fight we documented yesterday.
Just complete and utter domination. But, it’s not just domination in the sense of sport. It’s domination in the sense of murdering someone. I would never fuck with that cat. Some cats I would. They look at me the wrong way sometimes, and since it’s 2017 and I’m a big advocate of equality, I treat all creatures the same.
Sometimes, that gets me in situations where I’m screaming at the top of my lungs to a domesticated house cat. But, I can tell you what – even my hot fire temper would be chill in the presence of this demon.
Do you know what it feels like to get pelted in the face with hickory nuts traveling at the speed of a Major League Baseball pitch? Well, this cat can damn sure introduce you to the feeling. No thanks – I’ll pass.
I’m also pretty sure that cat hits harder than Floyd Mayweather.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. A strong advocate of GSD (get shit done) and #BeBetter, he’s down to talk Tennessee Titans and Alabama Crimson Tide football over a beer any day. Check him out covering the WWE for WrestlingNews.co. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley, @WrestlingNewsCo
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