Listen, it’s been a while since I was really into the club scene. Ever since they shut down the Red Rooster in Nashville, things just haven’t been the same. Ol’ Twinkle Toes, as they used to call me, just hasn’t shown up. I hung up the dancin’ shoes. So, nowadays, two things happen if I hit da club. First of all, I can’t fit in my club clothes and I’ve gained so much weight since then that I’d probably tear an ACL just trying to dance. Second, I’d have five drinks and be hung over for five days. Weird how that happens. But, I don’t think I’m far enough removed from my club days to find what’s going on with this woman’s fingers a little odd:
I remember the days when you’d see a couple off the dance floor, hanging over in the corner, they’d be kissin’ and touchin’ and all that stuff and you just knew..”man, they bout to go home and tear the bed up.”
Well, this feels different. I don’t know what’s going to happen here. Seems like this could be one of those cases where things just got weird enough for someone to say, “nah – I think I’m good. Just gonna go home alone, eat some pizza, puke, and watch Netflix until I pass out.” But, she seems kind of into it….so, it could also be a case where they go home and this guy sucks raw butter off her body. I don’t know.
I’m no expert.
Maybe this guy’s just inspired from Jameis Winston’s pregame pep talk and is trying to eat the W. Maybe that gallon jug of sweet tea he seems to be drinking from is full of a hard drug cocktail. I didn’t do enough journalism to get answers to those questions.
Hey – the bottom line is we got people being happy, and we should all be happy to see people happy, right?
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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