We’re a week out from Thanksgiving, but your boy has been in the holiday spirit for a solid two weeks now. This is my favorite time of the year and I stay hype all the way up to around December 20th….then, it’s time for me to slow things down and reflect on life a bit. It’s really the only time of the year that I get away from everything – this site, the day job, most responsibilities. I usually just head out to the ranch and sit and stare at the woods for five days straight. While I am considered by many a veritable Kris Kringle, this lady has me beat by a mile when it comes to preparedness for the holidays:
This is just beautiful. It’s something even my Christmas-ed out mind would never even think of doing.
“Hey, I’m going to fix bells that ring in all different tunes to my body. Then, just slap myself and BOOM – out comes Jingle Bells!”
It’s genius – and from the looks of the wall behind her, I bet her house is a veritable winter wonderland. My goodness, well done, madam! No one is going to jingle their bells harder than you’re jingling your bells. A true veteran move that keeps all of us young bucks striving for something new and better each and every year.
The only way I can think of to top this is to do it fully nude, which I will probably have to wait until next year to attempt. I just don’t know if I’ll have enough time. Happy Holidays.
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