The Story of Football Sunday Was Definitely Geno Smith’s Cameltoe

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The New York Giants have devolved into full-on dumpster fire mode. It’s as if the Giants swapped spots with the Jets in the Big Apple. While the Jets are an overachieving 5-7, while the Giants, thought of as a Super Bowl contender in the preseason mind you, are a dreadful 2-10. Just last week, they announced that 2x Super Bowl MVP quarterback Eli Manning was going to ride the bench so that the Giants coaching staff could get a better look at Geno Smith. Yes. Geno Smith.

So, today, the Giants played the Oakland Raiders….a game they lost (shocking, I know) 24-17. Let’s see how Smith performed:

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Yep – that’s it. That’s about the only noteworthy thing that Smith did today. Oh – you want his stat line or something? Try 21/34 for 212 yards, one touchdown, and two fumbles.

As it turns out, folks, Geno Smith is still Geno Smith. The Giants are officially waving the white flag on the season. You know it’s bad when they play an actual tackle football game, and the big story coming out of it is the starting quarterback’s showing lady parts.

I can’t say I really blame Smith, though. Those football pants look awfully tight. I imagine it’s quite hard to get those things on without having them form fit to your labia. Still, gotta be aware. It’s 2017 – everything is in high definition. Gotta at least look in the mirror before you walk out the tunnel.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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