Ducks are a lot of fun. I don’t think you need my impeccable journalism skills to establish that. I grew up with ducks…so believe me when I say that they can be some real cool motherfuckers. Sometimes, they have really gross shits, but you know what they say? Everybody poops, so we can’t hold that against ’em. But, today, we’ve got a real badass on our hands, folks. This duck may be the smoothest animal I’ve ever seen.
When you’s a bad bitch and you know you’s a bad bitch:
Duck landing on ice pic.twitter.com/bYjKEYzhSp
— Nature is Amazing (@AMAZlNGNATURE) January 6, 2018
Whoooooweeee. Never seen anything smoother in my entire life. I don’t know whether this duck is a man duck or a woman duck, but you know regardless, necks are snapping. Every other duck on that pond is about to be lining up to mate with that duck.
Matter of fact, I just heard some breaking news that this duck is next in line to play James Bond. That’s how smooth he/she is.
Actually, matter of fact, I’ve heard that baby’s butts say “smooth as this duck landing on ice,” when referring to things that are smooth.
No, you know what – matter of fact, I just heard that Chris Stapleton wrote a song about this duck. “You’re as smooth…..as this duck landing on ice.”
Matter of fact, people have stopped installing marble countertops and are now installing this-duck-landing-on-ice countertops.
Just don’t know how you can watch this video and remain flaccid. That’s what I’m trying to say.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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