We’ve covered a lot of ridiculous stuff on this website. Folks, we barely have morals. I mean, we do have a very strict code of ethics…but as far as morals go, there’s tons to be desired. Or, as our own Poppa Bear put it…”we may be dicks, but we’re not assholes.” So, it takes a lot to really get one of us riled up. But, that’s just where I’m at today. I’m pissed off! I just watched this man molest a mannequin, and I am ready to avenge the victim’s honor.
Here’s the link in case IG takes this down.
Can I just ask real quick – “what in the blue hell is happening here?” Has anyone ever been so drunk that they’ve sexually assaulted a mannequin? Like, at what point do you realize it’s a mannequin?
This dumbass was plugging away at hard plastic and thought, “just not wet enough – better suck my finger real quick.” That is appalling behavior, sir. What makes you think this mannequin is into you? And, don’t give me that, “well, look at the way the mannequin was dressed. It was asking for it” bit. That is inexcusable.
It’s all happening in broad daylight, too! Squirrelly little dude just going to town for all the world to see.
I’m going to say it again – I am pissed off watching this. I don’t care that it’s a mannequin. Someone needs to find this individual and beat him with sock full of soap. Prison rules bitch.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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