Oh boy – I tell you what. It’s a tale as old as time itself. Group of buddies go to the bar. Said buddies start throwing darts. It’s only a matter of time before the beers hit ’em and they’re making all kinds of crazy bets and wagers. It turns into a veritable dart throwing Tunica in that place. Someone usually ends up with a dart in their back or in one of their hands. Everyone has a good laugh, and then we go on about our merry business.
Well, today, people, we are going to be reviewing a deeply disturbing case of a man whose aim was so terrible, and his buddy’s discretion so terrible, that it ends with a dart in someone’s face.
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“Take it out of your forehead.” I love it. TOTALLY love it. This guy is as clutch as they come. Probably not worthy of the Clutch Hall of Fame. But, a strong showing nonetheless.
Y’all ever see Old School? Sean William Scott telling Will Ferrell, “you got a fuckin’ dart in your neck! That shit is not cool!” That was hilarious when I was a 17 year old teenager.
Well this guy is just like Will Ferrell in that situation except this is not funny at all. No, this is serious business. That scene was funny because of Ferrell’s ability to convey pain and confusion in hilarious fashion. This scene is far more unsettling.
It’s disturbing, actually. I’m growing more and more scared as I re-watch this video. It’s obvious he doesn’t feel a damn thing. The fact that he needed his boys to tell him there was a dart in his face is astonishing – it’s certainly not the Catalina Wine Mixer!
Wait, that was Step Brothers.
There’s a lesson here – not that you shouldn’t play with darts because that’s hilarious. But, you should never trust your friend that can’t feel pain. He/she will destroy you in your sleep. That’s inevitable.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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