Anybody out there anxious as hell when hopping on an airplane? Holler if you hear me! I’m usually not too bad, but the minute that plane starts getting a little jolty, I’m clinching those armrests. The mind tends to race, and anxiety heightens, but again, for the most part, I’m not too bad. I mean, I’m not the type that has to get drunk just to kill my nerves. No, I’m usually just drunk because that’s what I do….I get drunk. And there’s something about an airport bloody mary that I just can’t say no to.
Anyway, read about this flight that basically sounds like the worst possible thing that could happen on a plane without it crashing:
A pilot who landed a flight at Dulles Airport Friday morning reports that “pretty much everyone on the plane threw up” during the windy descent.
“Very bumpy on descent,” the pilot’s report reads. “Pretty much everyone on the plane threw up. Pilots were on the verge of throwing up.”
Folks – I would like to take a moment to recognize this for the true journalism it is. You can click that link above, but what I pasted in is legit the entire article.
But, what a nightmare scene. Can you imagine? I was on a plane from San Francisco to Nashville and the lady next to me emptied her guts into the barf bag. It was a real struggle just to make it off the plane without puking myself. I can’t imagine everyone on the plane losing it – there’s no way I’m holding it back then.
This seems like it would’ve been a scene in Team America: World Police or something.
It does remind me of my own personal plane horror story. I was heading out to San Francisco from Nashville, and we hit some killer turbulence. It was so bad, that the flight attendants came over the radio screaming, “EVERYONE GET YOUR SEAT BELTS ON RIGHT NOW!” It jolted everyone on the plane awake – it felt like we were dropping thousands of feet at the time. At one point, the plane nearly rotated completely on its side. Poor guy was in the bathroom getting slammed all over the place and screaming in pain.
I thought it was going to crash. I thought I was flying to San Francisco to die. Anyway, happy flying, folks!
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