Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.
Question, from our guy Brent Remadna on Facebook:
Am I too late!? If not if you get two wrestlers as your bodyguards the rest of your life. Who do you pick and why?
Answer:
That is a hell of a question, Brent. I’m going to give you two answers.
First, if I can pick any two wrestlers from their prime, I’m going with Haku and Harley Race. They’re the only two guys that Andre The Giant was afraid of. While Race is often heralded as the toughest dude in wrestling history, there was one guy even he admitted to not wanting to cross: Haku.
So yeah, These were legit tough guys – if you’ve never heard of the legend of Haku, I recommend looking into it. No one wanted to mess with that guy. Give me the two biggest badasses in wrestling history.
But, if we’re looking at today’s roster, I think I go Brock Lesnar and Braun Strowman
Question:
Have you ever had an individual make you puke because of their toots?
— Brandon Vick (@SirBrandonV) March 15, 2018
Answer:
You know the answer to that question damn well, Brandon. Now, I’m going to share it with the world. Back when we were in college, we used to get Little Caesar’s Pizza every Monday night and watch Raw as a group.
Well, I was full on pizza and Brandon kept sharting, and it smelled so bad that after three or four, I caved. My body rejected the noxious fumes and I puked.
I can’t remember too many times when either of us have laughed harder in the roughly 30 years we’ve known each other.
Question:
Who is your pick for the @TheMTClassic? #SoBrosMailbag
— Brittany Fernandez (@bonnaroobritt) March 15, 2018
Answer:
Damn, Bonnaroo Brittany off the top rope with the tough question. I’m going to go with Angelus Layne because she’s fresh on my mind after the last SUP show, and I watched her try to commit a live murder in the middle of a bar. Something tells me she’s willing to do whatever it takes to win and no one can compete with that kind of killer instinct.
Also, BUY YOUR TICKETS TO THE MAKING TOWNS CLASSIC. WE GON’ PAR-TAY!
Ticket Prices for the Making Towns Classic at the Nashville Fairgrounds May 12th. 2 shows at 330PM and 730PM
Front Row – $45 for both shows
2nd Row- $35 for both shows
3rd Row – $25 for both shows
GA will be $20 for both shows
PayPal mikehales57@gmail.com for tickets pic.twitter.com/Lexj08uKqe— Making Towns Classic (@TheMTClassic) March 13, 2018
Keep the questions coming using #SoBrosMailbag – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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