Well, if you’ve ever wondered what a bear getting hit in the nuts looks like, then this just happens to be your week:
If you ever wondered how a Bear reacts when he accidentally hits himself in the nuts…. here ya go. pic.twitter.com/gvnQAO4IeU
— Trevor Donovan (@TrevDon) May 15, 2018
Brutal. Poor guy. Every man who watched that video immediately feels bad for this bear. Getting hit hard in the nuts is an indescribable pain. Like, you have the initial sting of impact, but it’s really the nauseating stomach pain that follows that brings most dudes to their knees. Then, you have the lingering sensitivity that stays with you the rest of the day. Sit down wrong? Guess what! Yo testicles gonna hurt. You’ll only get a tinge of the stomach pain, but it’s merely a reminder of the excruciating pain you felt earlier.
But, to this bear’s credit, if you want to get a little honey, you might have to rattle a beehive. Did I just make that saying up? I think so – so, quick shout out to me for being an innovator of words.
But, anyway, back to my point – bears don’t have the same social norms as humans (at least that I’m aware of). So, this guy doesn’t have to keep it together like most of us do. I get hit in the nuts and I’m holding my breath in agony, trying to say, “no no – it’s okay. I’m fine” through gritted teeth.
How would I like to respond? By just fucking sprawling out on the middle of the ground and laying there waiting to die.
So, in that regard, I salute this bear. But, for everyone else, this is a very clear picture of the pain we experience.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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