Interesting news out of Cleveland this week, as it appears they have pigs roaming on the prowl, looking for humans to make their prey. At least that’s what this dude who called the police would likely say.
Courtesy of our good friends at WKRN:
Police in a Cleveland suburb thought they had a drunk on their hands when a man called to report a pig following him home from a train station.
A North Ridgeville, Ohio, officer arrived on the scene early Saturday to find the man was very sober and a pig was in fact following him.
The officer managed to get the pig in his patrol car and transported it to the station. It was eventually reunited with its owner.
First of all, I would’ve bet you cold hard cash that this story emanated out of the South. But, nope – somebody’s prized hog got loose in Cleveland…and it wasn’t Baker Mayfield (HEYO).
Now, onto the guy in this story. There are really two angles you can play here. One, did this guy fear for his safety? Don’t get me wrong, I grew up around pigs. They can be nasty creatures, but I’ve never felt endangered by a pig. The story lacks on specifics, but I’m really crossing my fingers that he didn’t call the police out of fear.
So, that brings us to our second angle – could this guy not do some basic detectiving and figure out where this pig belongs on his own? Why didn’t he start looking for the owners immediately? Probably have better chances if you nip this problem in the bud instead of letting it follow you around all over the damn place.
Regardless, both are beta moves. Pigs are food – if you feel like your life is threatened by a pig, you eat it. Plain and simple. You see a pig stranded, coming to you for help, you help it. I’m sorry, because I’m sure this guy is as nice as can be. But, you have to do more, buddy.
You have to #BeBetter next time a pig starts following you around. Also, the fact that the pig is following you around could indicate that you smell like shit.
On a side note, how ADORABLE is this wittle piggy in the back of a cop car. Tehehehe.
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